The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS |
SAFER |
SAFEST |
ULTRA SAFE |
What's for
dinner? |
Can I help you
with dinner? |
Where would you like
to go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
Are you
wearing that? |
You sure
look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
What are you
so worked up about? |
Could we be
overreacting? |
Here's my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine.. |
Should you be
eating that? |
You know, there are
a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
What did you
DO all day? |
I hope you didn't
over-do it today. |
I've always loved you
in that robe! |
Here, have some wine. | |
As my husband has gotten older and wiser, he has learned one truth about getting along with me: never let a day go by without offering me a glass of wine. Your post was spot-on!!
ReplyDeletePerfect!!! After 8 yrs, my husband is just venturing into the 'safe' zone...
ReplyDeleteChristine, I like your husband. Leah, reaching the safe zone before the 10 year mark is a very good sign! We are lucky women...and they are very lucky men. It's a little too early to clink virtual wine glasses so we'll save that for later.
ReplyDeleteI showed my husband this post and he shook his head knowingly. He never gets a chance to offer me a glass of wine though. If I think I need it I usually beat him to it!
ReplyDeleteI'm off to buy some wine at the liquor store...
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Oh.. and thanks for spreading the word about my site sweetie!!
Love this post!
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